A day late and a dollar short

All the Emmy award coverage that you need, maybe even more than you need:

For Aly and co. (1) Dr McDreamy aka Patrick Dempsey, clearly enjoying some rugged good looks and post Can't Buy Me Love 80's era career resurgence.

And (2) Wentworth Miller, in a suit at another point than the Emmys (the fan pages are unbearable to search)

As Artifacts readers may recall, WE TALKED ABOUT NUDE PALE NOTHING DRESSES AT THE OSCARS. Still not a way to get any more recognized than, say, the batty chick who plays Malcolm's mother.

Hoochie momma 101: A primer- Too much boob, too tight in both the right (waist) and wrong (hips) places, take as much embellisment as seems prudent and then multiply it by 4.


"New Face?" Barry Manilow. Who knew he had such a firm grip?

The hottest moment of any awards show this year: The angels reunite!

Jaclyn Smith is still a beauty. No comment on Farrah, who is beyond corrective feedback.